this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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