I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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