I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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