best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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