Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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