Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
