It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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