just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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