I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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