JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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