fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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