But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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