absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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