So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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