My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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