I have demons in me.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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