Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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