are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
