hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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