Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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