Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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