Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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