Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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