I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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