Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".