Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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