I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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