I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
