I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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