so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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