OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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