so explain again why im purple
no
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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