god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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