they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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