Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
