Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
