You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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