Quick, to the slutcave!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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