Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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