Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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