I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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