Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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