At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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