its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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