Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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