sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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