On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I would ride that face into the sunset
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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