My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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