And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Operation Purity has been aborted
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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