Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The struggles of a small town man whore
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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