I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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