I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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