Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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