Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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