i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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