Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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