Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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