Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
